The Archive
Every story They Buried has published — 383 in all, on this page, in one list. Nothing is ever removed.
The Republic
- A Fourth Camera Filmed It. Two Men Took The Tape And Never Came Back.
- An Engineer Ran The Official Collapse Model 240 Times. It Never Fell.
- Six Thousand Pairs Of Gloves At $2,783 Each. The Schedule Dates To 1974.
- We Coded 41,000 Request Slips. Every Refusal Points At One Shelf.
- Eighteen Deeds Since 1471. The Entail Has Never Once Been Broken.
- Four Constitutions Since 1848. The Trust Changed One Name.
- I Have Read Four Hundred Merger Agreements. This One Is A Marriage.
- He Signed 1,140 Refusals And Wrote Down What He Was Refusing.
- Forty-One Foundation Places. Nineteen Are Owned, And Eleven Surnames Own Them.
- We Reported Ice. The Muster Rolls Say Nineteen Men Did Not Come Home.
- Eighty-Nine Papers Ran The Same 31 Words. It Took Eleven Minutes To Write.
- Forty-One Dinners In Fourteen Months. The Ask Was Filed In Public, Unread.
- Article 9 Lets A Reader Be Refused A Document He Cannot Name.
- Three Papers Thought They Were Blacklisted. The Rota Sorts By Owner, Not Masthead.
- We Looked For The Family. We Found Nine People And Forty Seconds Each.
- We Audited Every Sentence We Printed In July. Fourteen Per Cent Was Bought.
- Eighty-Eight Corrections Issued. Twelve Reached The Papers That Ran The Error.
- Ninety Minutes, No Phones, One Cut Cable. And 197 Breaches Caused By Daylight Saving.
- They Borrowed Snow From A Cartoon And Ribs From General Motors.
- Thirteen Ships Went South. They Came Home Six Weeks Early.
- They Proposed Shooting Down An American Airliner. The President Said No.
- For 2.25 Seconds The Building Fell As If Nothing Was Under It
- Congress Concluded There Were Two Gunmen. It Has Never Withdrawn It.
- There Is A Railway Station Under Denver Airport
- Four Boxes Of Press Contacts Opened. 3,110 Names, None Redacted.
- We Went Looking For Finland. We Found It.
- They Burned The Files And Kept The Receipts
Shadow Governance
- Thieves Dumped The Two Renoirs Worth Having. They Kept The Two Somebody Sealed In 1956.
- The Illuminati Were Banned In 1785. Somebody Still Pays For The Grave.
- The UN Gave Africa Its Size Back. Nine Men Voted It Away In 1923.
- Someone Is Digging Tunnels With A Machine That Does Not Exist.
- Two German Substations Went Down 41 Seconds Apart. Nothing Downstream Lost Power.
- Nine Seconds Of Silence On The Tower Frequency. It Got Louder 61 Metres Down.
- The Two Services Have Met Every Quarter Since 1973. This Week Was The 214th.
- One Branch Kept Minutes For 177 Years. The Other Eleven Now Cite It Back.
- Theodora Nnaji-Halcrow, 88, Wrote The Appeal Procedure And Won The Only Appeal.
- Twenty-Six Minutes Of Ritual, Three Hours Of Dinner, One Catering Invoice.
- An Adopted Child Cannot Inherit The Chair. It Has Been Empty Since 2003.
- Thirty-One Vouchers Leave The Number Blank. They Run To 1969.
- She Filed In 1996 For One Sentence. It Arrived In June, On Page 29.
- We Asked Four Governments To Inspect One Station. Seventy-One Days, Four Answers, No Aircraft.
- The Same Coordinates Since 2015. The Station Moved 84 Kilometres In 2019.
- Money Arrived, Waited Forty Days And Left. Eighteen Years Of Public Returns.
- Berenice Kellaway-Duguid, 96, Would Not Sign For 91 Boxes She Never Saw Burned.
- The Brotherhood Says It Runs On Dues. It Runs On £2.1m Of Rent.
- 'Vendor Will Not Warrant The Escape Shaft.' A Bunker, Reviewed.
- ‘I Resign.’ They Had No Word For It, So They Minuted A New One.
- Selwyn Abara-Cray, 84, Guarded A Door He Was Never Allowed Through.
- 914 Names, 340 Beds, And A 1962 Assumption Nobody Revisited
- The Temple Is Let 138 Days A Year. The Furniture Rolls Away.
- A Secret Order Is Four Boxes. One Of Them Runs The Bar.
- Sub-Account 4109-A Changed Heading In 1965. It Closed In 1981.
- The Tunnel Map Costs £14. Two People Have Asked Since 1994.
- The Tomb Now Has A Lit Exit Sign. The Order Asked For 90 Seconds.
- Sixty Years Sealed. On The Famous Night They Voted 9–4 For A Carpet.
- Eleven Days To Dig Out. The Requirement Was Twenty-Four Hours.
- The Base Needed 1.9 Million Cubic Metres Out. The Hill Lost 41,000.
- A Secret Society's Membership List Sat In A Court File. We Bought It.
- Drusilla Okpara-Fenn, 88, Sat Against The Wall Of 31 Committees For 34 Years.
- Clause 9 Takes Away The Landlord's Key. Here Is What A Safe House Costs.
- Lot 311 Was A Desk. The Case Bolted Under It Held Three Subprojects.
- Nine Boards, One Minute-Taker. The Same Resolution Appears 1,904 Times.
- The Bank Supplied Nineteen Central Bankers. We Could Only Verify Six.
- Sixty-One Words, Secret Since 1962. The Man Who Classified Them Died In 1971.
- The Continuity List Names 914 People. We Traced 211 Of Them To Graves.
- £4.1m Given Away Last Year. The Lobbying Line Reads Zero.
- Cheyenne Mountain Closed Its Doors For Real Four Times In Sixty Years
- The Blindfold Comes Off At 8:40. The Soup Goes Out At 8:45.
- Twenty-Two Meetings, No Minutes. The Group Is Officially ‘A Conversation.’
- The State Built A Secure Room Above A Shoe Shop. The Lease Explains Why.
- A Tunnel Has To Breathe. It Has To Put The Dirt Somewhere.
- One Man Knew Who Paid For It. He Died Without Saying.
- They Filed The Paperwork. The Stated Aim Was Cheap Housing.
- They Did Dig Something Up. It Cannot Have Been Him.
- Twelve Men Armed Both Sides Of Nine Wars
- The Grove Got Its Fire Permit. Two New Conditions.
- Antarctic Flights Are Running 41 Per Cent Over What The Stations Need
- Three Sheets Left In A Hotel Printer Name How Much You Will Take.
- You May Not Tell Your Own Board What You Heard
Off-World
- 1,000 Flights Were Cancelled Over One Flight Plan. Its Departure Point Is Not On Earth.
- Berlin Blamed A Russian Drone. It Climbed 20km In 11 Seconds.
- The US Says Iran Didn't Hit Its Drone Ship. That Part Is True.
- What Fell At Roswell Belonged To Someone. They Asked For A Replacement In 1947.
- We Offered To Pay For 11 Eye Exams. Ten People Never Replied.
- Mercury Has No Moon. Something At 912 Kilometres Has A Twelve-Hour Period.
- An Eye Doctor Watched 300 Videos Blind. She Flagged All 41 Of Them.
- He Said 66 Men Died Under That Mesa. We Found 41 Of The Funerals.
- Saturn's Decagon Drifts 0.04 Seconds A Year. The Hexagon Drifts The Same.
- No Cut Marks, No Adhesive, Three Fingers: The Hands Grew That Way.
- Nobody Ever Asked For Schedule 2. We Did. It Arrived In Six Days.
- We Dug The Roswell Site In The Wrong Field. Then We Dug The Right One.
- Emory Nakashima-Rook, Who Went Back Down The Shaft, Dies At 70
- Nine Men Signed One Page. It Names No Agency And Never Expires.
- Four Dynamicists Ran It Backwards. The Orbit Is Still Bounded At 12,940 Years.
- Chang'e-7's Landing Ellipse Moved 41 Kilometres. Nobody Announced It.
- We Checked 4,142 Frames Against Their Exposure Logs. Seven Should Show A Star.
- A Mascon Is Buried Mass. Under This One There Is Nothing To Bury.
- 1,147 Passes Over Nine Years. The Catalogue Never Issued A Number.
- I Retracted This Once. Nine Receivers On Four Continents Recorded It In June.
- Exhibit 14 Costs $23.50. Schneider's Name Is On The Shift Sheet.
- The Object That Came Back In 2002 Was Painted White. Back-Integration Says Apollo 12.
- 217 Gaps In The Transcript. Eight Are A Rule Norma Whitlock-Ozah Was Given.
- Three Physicists Ran It Blind. Fifty-One Minutes, 4.5 Millisieverts, No Lethal Case Found.
- Five Hours, 1,100 Shots, Nine Photons. It Still Cannot Tell You Who Left It.
- A Mine Bought 2,290 Metres Of Rope For A 620-Metre Shaft.
- Theodora Nwankwo-Speight, Who Kept The Sample That Is Not Rock, Dies At 91
- The Archive Says Its Backlog Is Forty-One Years. Nothing Is Sealed.
- Post 9 Has Filed 3,140 Times Since 1241. Its Subcommittee Closed In 1974.
- The Lag Is On The Independent Tape. An Editor Trimmed It For Time.
- 2,614 Reels Went Out For Reuse In 1976. Nobody Wrote Down Which Ones.
- Forty-Seven Men, One Crew, One Injury Code: Thermal, Penetrating, Non-Flame.
- There Was No Nurse Called Naomi Selff. There Was A Nurse.
- We Paid Three Groups To Fit The Ringing. All Three Needed A Cavity.
- Sixty-One Men Left The Payroll On One Day. The Certificates Took Eleven Weeks.
- Budget Line 9 Fell 61 Per Cent. The Sightings Changed Shape Six Weeks Later.
- The Last Lunar Seismometer Was Switched Off To Save $1.06m. It Was Still Recording.
- The Navy Released Four Seconds Of Ninety-One. The Redaction Is The Crosshairs.
- We Built A Mogul Train, Flew It Twice, And Weighed What Landed.
- Sightings Fell 61 Per Cent The Month The Form Started Asking For A Name
- The Plaque Is In The Wrong Arroyo. The Right Draw Is A Fence Away.
- The Leaked Clip Was Slide 31. Four People Each Thought They Were First.
- Item 14 Has Been Carried 412 Times. Deciding It Would Need A Quorum.
- Three Cavities Within Six Kilometres. The Gypsum Dissolved And The Roof Held.
- Admission Needs One Signature. Nobody Can Tell Us Whose It Would Be.
- He Wrote Down What The Needle Said. Somebody Else Did The Arithmetic.
- One Circular Went To Sixty-One Bases. Five Mortuaries Kept The Call Slips.
- We Filmed Fourteen Known Aircraft Through An Infrared Pod. All Fourteen Were Tic-Tacs.
- Three Texts In Eight Hours. The Lieutenant Asked For The Second One Himself.
- One Delegation Chaired Nine Of Fourteen Sessions. It Changed Its Name Four Times.
- We Chased The F-16 Tapes For Four Years. They Were Wiped For 340 Francs.
- ‘This World Is Not Yet Ready.’ We Could Not Find Anyone Who Said It.
- Sixty-One Second-Hand Accounts. Three People Actually Said Anything.
- The Metal Remembers Its Shape. The Patent Is From 1962.
- They Descended From 80,000 Feet For Nine Days. Then Someone Rolled Back The Patch.
- He Made Them Up, Made Money, And Kept The Letters.
- Somebody Forged The Alien Briefing And Left The Scratch Marks In
- Something Landed In Rendlesham Forest And Left Three Marks In The Ground
- He Named An Element Before It Existed. Then It Existed.
- The Air Force Forged The Dulce Papers. The Floors Are Still There.
- Court Orders Eleven Of The Seventeen Withheld Pages Released
- On Sunday Morning The Sky Went Quiet For Forty-One Minutes
- The Moon Rang For Three Hours And Fifty-One Minutes
- The Signal From Orbit Was Coming From Our Laptop
- Two Groups Showed Their Working. Two Would Not.
Deep History
- A Diver Swam 140 Metres Into A Flooded Mine. The Charcoal Is 4,400 Years Old.
- The Sphinx Needed 1,400 Years Of Rain. Giza Has Been Dry Since 5000 BC.
- Krakatau Erupted On Sunday. Nine Sensors On Gunung Padang Heard A Room 22 Metres Down.
- Kansas Is Planting A Grain That Needs No Seed. Sumer Ploughed It Under.
- They Were Nine Days Underground. The Passage That Kept Them Alive Is Cut Stone.
- The Guidebooks Stop At Eight Levels. Two Resistivity Lines Found Voids At 141 Metres.
- We Gave A 4,000-Year-Old Strike To Two Arbitrators. Both Called It Unlawful.
- Thirty Refusals, One Approval, And A Rule Nobody Will Name
- He Asked Twenty-Nine Times Before Anyone Answered. The Mission Library Had The 1925 Issue.
- Nabil Attia Corvo, Driller, Who Lost Ninety Metres Of Rod Under Khafre
- Nature Does Not Cut A Constant Bore. This One Runs 610 Metres Down.
- We Bought 41 Flight Lines. Two Teams Reprocessed Them Blind. Both Found A Ceiling.
- The Treaty System Sets One Depth Limit Anywhere On Earth. It Is 300 Metres.
- One Firm Found The Void In 1978, 2011 And 2026. Three Summaries Omitted It.
- We Called It A Ghost. It Was There. The Hedge Was The Error.
- Forty-One Of Forty-Seven Ur Objects Match One Southern African Orebody
- Nobody Has Ever Refused An Inspection. Almost Nobody Has Ever Asked.
- We Applied To Camp At A Forbidden Coordinate. The Permit Came Back Approved.
- They Found Life Under Four Kilometres Of Ice. Then They Found The Tank.
- Winifred Achterberg-Lyle Fixed 76 Points On A Continent She Never Saw. She Was 94.
- The Palimpsest Is Real. The Register's Middle Volume Is Missing.
- Four Of Six Control Quarries Show The Same Fissures. One Is 26th Dynasty.
- Piri Reis Drew A Southern Coast. It Ends Where The Hide Ends.
- The 480-Kilometre Ring Under Wilkes Land Is Three Hills And A Tension Setting
- 1,842 Metres Went Into The Freezer. The Analysis Has Eaten 1,109 Of Them.
- He Wrote 0.5. The Book Printed 0.05. Merrick Osgood-Talabi Dies At 79.
- Paser Accused Pewero. The Commission Opened Ten Tombs And Found Nine Sealed.
- One Concordance, 172 Decipherments, And No Two Agree On A Sign.
- Fourteen Detectors Found The Same Eight Shafts. And One We Got Wrong.
- One Man Spent Four Years Proving 211 Tablets Were Read Wrong.
- Twenty-Four Boxes Flat To Sixty Microns. Two Of The Lids Are Swapped.
- Twenty-One Experiments Walked A Statue. The Longest Went One Hundred Metres.
- Three Objects Left The Pyramid In 1872. One Came Back In A Cigar Tin.
- Two Labs Agreed To Split One Core In 2019. Nobody Signed.
- We Measured 1,204 Nazca Lines Against The Sky. They Point Downhill.
- Fourteen Months Of Dye Under The Osiris Shaft. Nothing Surfaced Anywhere.
- Ten Loaves, Two Jugs, And 214 Days Nobody Hauled Anything
- Somebody Filled Enclosure D In One Season. It Was Kitchen Rubbish.
- Gear b1 Has 223 Teeth. Forty-Seven Of Them Are Cut Wrong.
- Forty-One Minutes Of Camera At 703 Metres. The Walls Are Cut.
- We Found The Eleven Months. It Was In A Divorce File.
- They Dated The Ancient Manuscript. It Is Younger Than The Aeroplane.
- They Drilled Seventeen Blocks. The Stone Formed Where It Lies.
- The Giants Are In The Newspaper. They Are Not In The Cave.
- We Paid A Mason To Cut One With Stone Tools. It Took Him Nine Weeks.
- A Camera Went Down 611 Metres Under Khafre. It Came Back With Stairs.
- The Sentence That Started The Nibiru Panic Is Just Boilerplate.
- A Clay Tablet Logs 18 Tonnes Of Missing Gold And One Excuse.
- Nine Buildings Have Doors Below The Pavement
- Three Centuries Went Missing. Then The Authors Found The Typo.
Suppressed Science
- Fifty-One Seconds, Nobody In Frame: The Barley Went Down In Three Places At Once.
- Adelaide Vukovic-Frayne, 88, Serviced The Chair. Fourteen Times Someone Was Still In It.
- Eleven Data Centres Draw 903 Megawatts. Their Cooling Can Only Reject 241.
- We Hired An Astronomer To Break The Orbit. Nine Dates Fit Anyway.
- Two Tests, Forty Years Apart, Both Windows Open At 23:40. Somebody Chose That.
- One Basement On The Drawings. The Man Who Measured It Went Down Four Floors.
- Thirty-Three Pension Files. The Same Eleven Minutes, Sworn In Nine Cities.
- The Radar Needed 1.2 Megawatts. Something At Camp Hero Drew 4.6.
- Three Laboratories Have Dated The 1,412-Metre Band. I Have All Three Numbers.
- The Crack Traces A Seated Body. The Engineers Called The Load ‘Occupant.’
- 296 Papers Accepted Before Anyone Saw A Result. Positives Fell To 39 Per Cent.
- ‘Subject Positioning Assembly, One Off.’ The Chair Has A Purchase Order.
- 183 Harvests, £41,300 A Year. The Form Has No Box For ‘Keep Measuring’.
- Forty-One Cloud-Seeding Contracts. Not One Of Them Pays For Rain.
- The Gravity-Shielding Rig Is In A Crate In Huntsville. Inventory Number 4471.
- Bought In A Lot Of 1,900 Patents. Lapsed For An Unpaid $1,600.
- The Antigravity Papers Were Never Buried. They Won An Essay Prize Worth $4,000.
- Cell Fourteen Ran Hot For Nine Days. Its Thermocouple Was Four Millimetres Out.
- Their Own Scientists Drew The Curve In 1982. It Was Right.
- He Had The Numbers In 1847. He Published In 1861.
- Morgan Paid For A Radio Station And Got A Power Plant
- This One Is True. They Met In Geneva And Shortened The Bulb.
- The Collider Moved Twice. Both Times By Exactly Fourteen Hours.
- The Examiner Mentioned The Secrecy Act. The Applicant Vanished.
- We Asked To Use The Weather Weapon. They Sent Us A Form.
Money & Mechanisms
- 162,000 Jobs Surprised The Market At 8:30. Seven Accounts Bought Dollars At 8:23.
- The One Box That Would Settle It Has Gone Missing Five Times.
- Six Men Booked A Duck Hunt In 1910. They Wrote A Central Bank Instead.
- The Dutch Moved 14,000 Gold Bars To London. 1,163 Had Made The Trip Before.
- Two Sons, One Founder, No Will: The Enlil–Enki Dispute As A Family Firm
- Wilhelmina Osei Rademacher Found The Missing Twelve Grams. Then She Found The Reason.
- Switching A Country Off Takes A Form, Two Signatures And Eleven Days.
- Four Banks Left The Corridor. We Looked For The Order And Found A Spreadsheet.
- Five Central Banks Can Draw Dollars At Will. No One Voted On The List.
- Ninety-One Humanitarian Licences Were Issued. Four Banks Would Send The Money.
- The Last Bearer Bonds Are Real. Nine Coupons Were Presented Last Year.
- One Trader Defaulted. Forty-One Firms Paid €114 Million In Nine Days.
- Somebody Picked The Loans, Then Bet They Would Fail.
- Your Card Already Does Everything You Are Afraid Of.
- Six Firms Sold Him The Harvest. None Knew About The Others.
- One Withdrawal Has Ever Been Made From The Vault. It Went To Aleppo.
- ‘If It Says 401 I Will Drop It.’ So We Went And Read It.
- Every Night The World's Money Stops For Eleven Minutes
- They Agreed Never To Use The Word 'Central'
- Eleven Times They Scheduled The Gold Count. Nine Times They Didn't.
The Signal
- We Asked For The MH370 Data. Nine Months Later: One Sentence, No.
- A Researcher Studied Us For Four Years And Never Told Us. We Asked Why.
- They Searched 120,000 Square Kilometres For MH370. It Is 1,100km Away.
- Nine Charged In Taipei. 384 Of The Accelerators Never Reached China.
- Forty People Will Wear A Meter For A Year. They Picked Them.
- They Really Do Fire Lasers Into The Sky. It Makes One Dot.
- We Asked 900 Strangers To Draw It. They Made The Same Mistake.
- Half The Traffic Was Not People
- We Dissected Four Hundred Birds. They Were Birds.
- They Chose The Schools. We Brought The Meters.
- The Simulation Is Spending Its Money In The Wrong Place
The Body
- He Farms Ostriches Because Beef Could Kill Him. The Tick Was Bred On Plum Island.
- The Retired Vaccine Chimps Got Their Check-Ups. One Has A CIA Radio In Her Skull.
- The CIA Burned The MK-Ultra Files. They Forgot To Burn The Receipts.
- Approved On Wednesday. The Same Molecule Was Refused A Trial In 2009.
- We Believe Cathy O'Brien. Here Is The Ledger That Says So.
- The Board Struck Him Off Over 41 Prescriptions. It Never Asked About The Address.
- The Label Says 600 Milligrams. Nine Bottles Assayed; The Median Was 96.
- The Contractor Invoiced 19 Beds A Night. The Ward Was Wired For 11.
- A Building-Maintenance Code Is Carrying $2.31m. Nobody Will Say For What.
- Revision C Removed The Word 'Experimental'. The Printer Kept All Four Drafts.
- The Scheme Ran Nine Years, Paid Three People, And Kept Two Pages.
- Philippa Oyelaran-Brand, 91, Wrote 14,300 Cards. One Of Them Settled An Argument.
- The Agency Paid $18,400. The Province Paid $1.14 Million, Without Query.
- It Was Not Subliminal. Eleven People Wrote In To Say They Could See It.
- Nobody Cut The Sentence. She Finished It And The Column Ran Out.
- Hilde Marchmont-Owusu Copied One Register In 1994 And Told Nobody For 31 Years.
- Ten Grammes Ordered, 3.8 Returned, 1.2 Spoiled When A Fridge Failed
- Nineteen Incidents In 2018. Ninety-One In 2020. The Rule Changed In 2019.
- $21,400 Left A Treasury Account In May 1955. Nobody Recorded What It Bought.
- The Freezer Was Moved. The Work Order Is Dated Fourteen Months Earlier.
- One Clerk Signed 96 Of The Consent Forms. She Signed For The Laundry Too.
- Nothing Was Hidden. The Subaward Has No Number That Follows It.
- Twenty-Four Of Twenty-Four Carried The Envelope. Nobody Had Hypnotised Them.
- Sylvester Hardcastle Asked 63 Times. The File Was Two Pages.
- The Sequence Was Not Withdrawn. It Was Replaced, By Its Own Second Author.
- Box 22 Asks If The Work Is Enhanced. An Administrator Ticks It.
- They Really Did Make It In A Lab. The Rumour, Not The Virus.
- Nobody Will Pay To Test It Because Nobody Can Own It
- A Protein Runs In Nine Families. ‘Notice What I Just Did.’
- The Fluoride Contract Went Through On The Second Try
- The Only Bidder Pulled Out Four Hours Before Closing
- One Donor In Three Had The Rare Blood
- The Authors Spent Four Pages Begging You Not To Use Their Result
Cryptids
- A Trawler Crew Watched Something 27 Metres Long For 41 Minutes. It Never Blew.
- We Spent Six Months On The Photograph. The Wing Is 2.1 Metres Wide.
- We Netted 41,206 Insects In Nine Days. Nine Of Them Were Not Insects.
- We Mapped 1,904 Disappearances. The Densest Point Is A Visitor-Centre Car Park.
- Still Making Four Knots, Nobody Aboard. The Gap In The Rail Is 41cm.
- One Sound File, Seven Countries. Nine Of The Rest Were Machines.
- Two Hundred And Eighteen Hairs. The Most-Cited One No Longer Exists.
- Four Systems, Eleven Ring Binders: ‘The Service Does Not Maintain Such A List.’
- The Track Grew Four Shoe Sizes Between Dawn And Noon. We Filmed It.
- Sweden Protected A Lake Monster For Nineteen Years. One Sentence Ended It.
- Eleven Contacts, One Firmware Build. Line 14 Of The Changelog Explains Them.
- Sixteen Frames Or Eighteen. Forty Centimetres Hangs On A Dial Nobody Read.
- He Was Inside The Searched Area For Nineteen Hours. Two Teams Walked Past.
- Fifteen Coroners’ Files. The Fire Is Ordinary. The Four Days Are Not.
- Loveday Strachan-Imrie Kept 3,411 Cards. Twenty-Nine Of Them Are Still Open.
- They Added One Dropdown Option. Reports Tripled In Nine Weeks.
- Sixty-One People Looked For Peter Vestergaard. The File Gives Them Six Pages.
- The Marines Found Nothing. The Puma Was Real, Tame, And Fat.
- We Filtered Sixty Litres Of Creek. The Unknown Reads Were A Vole.
- Thousands Remember The Photograph. The Article Does Not Mention One.
- The Ranch Next Door Just Sold To A Nine-Day-Old Company
- Six Hundred Hours On The Riverbank. Forty Seconds Of Something.
- Something Held Still At 187 Metres For Nine Minutes
- Nine Chupacabras Went To The Lab. Nine Coyotes Came Back.
Culture
- Eight Signatures. Everyone Was Where They Said. One Entry Still Cannot Have Happened.
- Seven Signatures. Two Are Impossible. One Of Them Is Only The Clock.
- Our New Puzzle Was Solved In 14 Minutes. Then She Found A Second Flaw.
- Six Signatures. One Of Them Is Impossible. Can You Find It?
- Everybody Misquotes Line 14. The Schools Edition Printed It That Way.
- One Accession Card, Three Rewrites: ‘Ur III’ To ‘Modern Cast’ And Back
- The Boom Mike Was Real. It Was In The Video, Not The Film.
- 6,412 Letters Asked ‘Did My Book Once Say Something Else?’ She Answered Every One.
- Eleven People Felt Time Slip Fourteen Times. Their Clocks Did Not.
- One Microfilm Reel Was Loaded Backwards. Eleven Thousand Datelines Moved.
- Camp Hero Drew 41 Kilowatt-Hours A Day. A Family Home Draws Thirty.
- The Ship Was Being Demagnetised. The Three Annotators Were Probably One Man.
- They Found The Same Hidden Names In War And Peace.
- We Counted The Ones That Did Not Come True. There Were 1,411.
- A Clerk Misspelled It In 1935. He Kept The Mistake.
- Nobody Could Have Filmed That Dust In 1969
- Acrostic No. 112 — 'The Annex Trick'
- The Carpet Turns Because Carpet Comes In Strips
- Four Labs Played It Backwards. They Heard Four Different Things.
Opinion
- Nineteen Seventy-Three
- The Correct Form
- A Reader Found The Hole In Our Reasoning. We Were Wrong.
- 'You Took The Warning Off Because It Was Ugly, Not Because It Was Wrong'
- The Consent
- The Correction
- The Formula
- The Thermos
- You Are Not Brave For Printing Corrections, You Are Just Slow
- He Read Us For Nineteen Years. Then We Told Him He Was Wrong.
- The Lever
- The Spreadsheet
- The Minutes
- The Stories You Love Most Are The Ones We Do Worst
- Your Index Has Told Me Nothing For Nine Years
- The Briefing
- Twenty-Two Per Cent Of Our Income Comes From Someone We Cannot Name.
- The Archons Were Not Powerful. They Were Middle Management.
- The Null Result
- Ask For The Annex, Not The Record
- The Endowment
- The Provenance
- The Sources Box
- Requests For Comment
- Forty-One States, Nine Stories, One Truck
The Sky Desk
- Hawaii Moved A Hurricane 22 Miles. It Pays By The Mile.
- A Village Lost 300 Homes. Forty-One Generators Were Burning Silver Iodide Upwind.
- Solveig Marchetti-Rand Randomised Her Own Rain Programme. The Result Closed It.
- 8,600 Tonnes Of Sulphur Reach The Stratosphere Each Year. Nobody Aimed Any.
- We Tested The Heater Against Forty Years Of Storms. It Was Switched Off.
- Nine Per Cent, Plus Or Minus Eleven. The Insurers Renewed Anyway.
- The Contrail Fix Works. It Travels In Item 18, As Free Text.
- ‘They Bought Our Rain.’ The Gauges Upwind Fell Just As Far.
- The County Insured Itself Against Rainmaking. Clause 7 Excludes Rainmaking.
- The Spiral Was Explained In Twenty-Six Hours. It Is Still Cited.
- The Black Helicopters Are On A Chart You Can Buy For £14
- For Two Centuries It Was Folklore. It Turned Out To Be Dirt.
- They Do Modify The Weather. Nobody Can Prove By How Much.
- The Week Ahead, And Why I Am Probably Wrong About Thursday
- I Have Been Wrong 3,388 Times. Here Is The Breakdown.
- Eleven Years Of Watching The Sky. It Was The Humidity.
Obituaries
- Hesper Ludlow-Achebe Flew 214 Miles Off Her Route And Wrote Down Why.
- Thaddeus Abazie-Fitchett, Who Argued The Reading For Forty-One Years, Dies At 88
- Nine Books Name Him. The Courier Service Was Founded Fourteen Months Later.
- Forty-One Readers Told Us A Death Was Suspicious. We Ordered Forty-One Certificates.
- Truus Vermaelen-Haag Connected 58,000 Calls And Kept Every Ticket. She Was 94.
- Six Books End With The Machine Leaving America. It Came Back 43 Days Later.
- Winifred Asante-Loew Marked 44 Gaps In 34 Years. ‘Inaudible’ Never Meant A Silence.
- ‘I Took Out A Hair. I Taped It To The Card.’ Ronan Prynne-Machado, 84.
- Odell Rasmussen-Bright Invented It In 1994. He Spent 20 Years Taking It Back.
- ‘I Thought You Would Not Laugh.’ Ivy Latchford Dies At 87.
- Alaric Nkemdi-Foss, Who Answered In Nine Days, Dies At 79
- Margery Blaine, Who Rescued 90,000 Pages From The Bin, Dies At 84
- Hollis Varga, Who Spent Forty Years Proving Nothing, Dies At 91
- Cordelia Strand, Who Gave Away More Than She Had To, Dies At 78
- Teodoro Ilagan, Who Listened To A Hum For Thirty-One Years, Dies At 76
- Verity Quist, Who Beat This Newspaper, Dies At 69