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The Spreadsheet

A cartoon. The cartoonist's view is their own.

A kitchen table. A man of about seventy has covered it with printouts, arranged in a fan. His daughter, coat still on, has opened a laptop and is entering his printouts into a spreadsheet. He is watching her do it with an expression that is not hostile. Caption: "I'm not saying you're wrong, Dad. I'm saying let's find out together, and then one of us has to buy dinner."
Doorstep by Nell Okonkwo-Baird, August 8, 2026.
The script

PANEL 1 | A kitchen table. A man of about seventy has covered it with printouts, arranged in a fan. His daughter, coat still on, has opened a laptop and is entering his printouts into a spreadsheet. He is watching her do it with an expression that is not hostile. Caption: "I'm not saying you're wrong, Dad. I'm saying let's find out together, and then one of us has to buy dinner."

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