PX-2029
THIS NEWSPAPER'S OWN STUDY
INVENTED FOR A FICTIONAL NEWSPAPER
eDNA survey, eleven sites, one Washington watershed — protocol, species list and raw sequence
- Origin
- Commissioned by They Buried
- Dated
- April–July 2026
- Extent
- 63 pages
- Status
- accepted
- Redactions
- None.
Chain of custody
Pre-registered before the first sample: sites, volumes, laboratory, and an undertaking to publish the entire species list whatever it contained. Sites were chosen with the help of four people who report sightings in that watershed. Raw sequence deposited in a public repository on the day of publication.
Held by: They Buried; sequence data public
Excerpt
VERTEBRATE DETECTIONS ......... 41 species
UNASSIGNED READS .............. 1.4%
on second pass, wider library:
largest component ......... Microtus sp. (vole)
— reference absent from initial library
residue ................... degraded sequence, unresolvable
UNKNOWN PRIMATE ............... none
HUMAN ......................... 11 of 11 sites, including the sampling team
Transcribed by the data desk. Line breaks follow the original. Bracketed matter is ours.
Editor's note
The lab required that the meaning of 'unassigned' be printed before any result. Unassigned means absent from the reference library, not unknown to science, and it is misreported as the latter nearly every time.
Cited in
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- Two Hundred And Eighteen Hairs. The Most-Cited One No Longer Exists.Cryptids · Aug 22
- The Track Grew Four Shoe Sizes Between Dawn And Noon. We Filmed It.Cryptids · Aug 22
- The Sequence Was Not Withdrawn. It Was Replaced, By Its Own Second Author.The Body · Aug 18
- We Filtered Sixty Litres Of Creek. The Unknown Reads Were A Vole.Cryptids · Aug 10