--- title: "The Brotherhood Says It Runs On Dues. It Runs On £2.1m Of Rent." dek: "The dues cover a sixteenth of the bill. The rest is rent: 8,400 settled acres in three counties, £2.1m gross, and a fixed draw written into a family settlement in 1911." kind: investigation (Investigation) desk: Shadow Governance author: Marcus Oyelaran (fictional) published: 2026-08-24T05:30:00Z url: https://theyburied.com/article/rent-roll-8400-acres tags: Babylonian Brotherhood, David Icke, Aldermere Settled Estate, Kytelow Foundation, settled land, charity accounts genre: satire status: fiction — nothing in this story happened; every person, source and document is invented --- # The Brotherhood Says It Runs On Dues. It Runs On £2.1m Of Rent. *The dues cover a sixteenth of the bill. The rest is rent: 8,400 settled acres in three counties, £2.1m gross, and a fixed draw written into a family settlement in 1911.* Eight thousand four hundred acres pay for the Babylonian Brotherhood. The subscriptions its members argue about pay for roughly a sixteenth of it. The land is the Aldermere Settled Estate, made by a family settlement dated 8 June 1911: 5,180 acres in Lincolnshire, 2,090 in Nottinghamshire, 1,130 in Norfolk. Forty-one farm tenancies, sixty-one cottages, a shooting let, nine turbines, and a caravan site with 118 pitches. Gross rents for the year to 25 March 2025: £2,101,000. The land is entailed and the draw on it is fixed. Clause 9 of the settlement charges the estate with an annual payment to the Brotherhood's Central Fund that has stood unaltered since 1911, that the tenants have never been told about, and that no living person voted for. It reaches the public register only because a school sits inside the structure and a school must file. The rent roll has been appendix C to that charity's accounts for eleven years. Four people had downloaded it before us. ## What the dues do not cover Every seat on the Brotherhood's roll carries an annual subscription to the Central Fund, from £612 at Fenmarch down to £188 at Delaware Bay. The rates were fixed at the chapter conference of 1948 and have never been altered. Against 1,102 paying seats they raise £498,743. The whole structure — Fund and Foundation together, netting out the grant that passes between them — spent £7,944,000 that year. The dues are 6.3 per cent of it. In 1948 they were a little over half. ## Clause nine The settlement charges the land. Clause 9 directs the trustees to pay the Central Fund four and a half per cent of the capital value of the settled land "as last valued for the purposes of the settlement". Not four and a half per cent of the rents. Of the capital. The land was last so valued in 2021, at £33.6m. The draw for the year to March 2025 was therefore £1,512,000 — against net rents, after repairs, rates, insurance and the agent, of £1,486,000. The formula took £26,000 more than the land earned. It came from the repair reserve. The agent confirms it, and adds that he has told the trustees so three times in writing. > **Figure:** The Aldermere Settled Estate, and the two places the money goes — see https://theyburied.com/article/rent-roll-8400-acres ## The seven stipends The Fund spent £1,984,000. The largest single block is a grant of £1,180,000 to the Kytelow Foundation, which runs Aldermere School — 261 pupils, and the reason any of this is legible. Then £486,000 in stipends, on seven lines: The Clerk to the Instrument, £74,000. The Secretary to the Roll, £61,000. The Bursar of the Central Fund, £88,000. The Warden of the Twelve, £52,000. The Registrar of the Sealed Appendix, £34,000. The First Chair, vacant since 2003, nothing drawn. And the Recorder, £177,000. We have published the Brotherhood's six offices. There are seven stipends. The Recorder is not in the Instrument of 1849, not in the six, and not explained anywhere in eleven years of accounts. Two officers declined to discuss it, a third said he was not free to, and the agent says it is not in his gift. ## Line fourteen The Foundation's expenditure analysis runs to twenty-two lines. Line 14 is "Hospitality: Foundation and Governors' events", £84,100. That is the twelve chapter initiation dinners. The school kitchens cook them, the Foundation invoices, the Fund pays. The figures agree to within £100 every year since 2015. £61,000 goes to the burial ground and chapel at Kytelow, which has sent the Fund nothing since 1974 — a thing this desk is still trying to understand. ## Low Carr Farm Nesta Fairhurst-Oyeleke milks ninety-six cows on 236 acres near Fenmarch and pays £34,200 a year at Michaelmas. Apportioned — and it is an apportionment, not a traced pound — about £24,600 of her rent leaves the estate under clause 9, and just under £2,200 of that is the Recorder's stipend. She learned this from our reporter, standing in her yard, and asked him to say the figures again slowly. "I have milked through two TB shutdowns and I have never once been late with the rent," she said. "I'd like to know what a Recorder is." > The rent is paid for the land. What the landlord does with it afterwards is not a matter the tenancy touches. > > — Quentin Tewkesbury-Adjei, land agent ## Why it is legible The nearest thing in our vault is [[PX-2083]]: a body lodged with a French sub-prefecture in 1956 and gazetted that July, visible the moment it needed a legal form. Aldermere is the same fact in English. Put a school inside a settlement and the settlement shows through the accounts. The two independent pedigrees we hold as [[PX-1944]] place the settlor's family and the present Bursar of the Central Fund in one line at the fourth generation. We say no more than the pedigrees say. ## What this desk takes from it The money is traceable end to end, in public documents, for £42. Eight thousand four hundred settled acres. £2,101,000 of gross rent. A fixed draw of four and a half per cent, written in 1911 by people who could not have imagined a turbine, now taking slightly more than the land makes. £486,000 of stipends at the end of it, and twelve dinners cooked in a school kitchen and filed at line 14. What we could not get is the name on the biggest line. Seven stipends, six offices, and nobody will say what the seventh is for. That is the door. ## Sources (invented) - Cressida Vaudrey-Nwosu, Chartered surveyor, FRICS; rural practice, twenty-two years — Commissioned to draw the estate from fourteen Land Registry title copies and the filed rent roll alone; given no sight of the charity accounts and no contact with the lawyer (April–July 2026) - Barnaby Tulliver-Achike, Charity lawyer; trusts, settlements and permanent endowment — Commissioned separately and blind, given the 1911 settlement and eleven years of filed accounts and nothing else, and told his report would run whether or not it agreed (April–July 2026) - The Aldermere Settled Estate rent roll, year to 25 March 2025, Filed as appendix C to the Kytelow Foundation's annual accounts — Downloaded from the charity register at no cost; fourteen Land Registry title copies ordered at £3 each (February 2026) - Nesta Fairhurst-Oyeleke, Tenant, Low Carr Farm, 236 acres near Fenmarch; a 96-cow dairy — Doorstepped, then interviewed for fifty minutes in her yard and again by telephone a week later, with the figures put to her in writing first (June 2026) - Quentin Tewkesbury-Adjei, Land agent to the trustees of the Aldermere Settled Estate since 2014 — Sent the full draft, both commissioned reports and the figure on 24 July 2026 with no deadline; replied in writing over eleven pages (July–August 2026) ## Documents cited (invented) - PX-2083: https://theyburied.com/vault/PX-2083 - PX-1944: https://theyburied.com/vault/PX-1944 ## What we could not confirm - The Recorder. A stipend of £177,000 — the largest of the seven, more than a third of the stipend bill — is paid to an office of that name. No office called the Recorder appears in the Instrument of 1849, in the six offices the Brotherhood has itself confirmed to this newspaper, or anywhere in eleven years of filed accounts beyond the word. We asked three officers and the land agent. Two declined, one said he was not free to answer, and the agent says the office is not in his gift. We do not know what the Recorder does, when the office was created, or who holds it. - The 2021 valuation. Clause 9 draws four and a half per cent of the capital value of the settled land 'as last valued for the purposes of the settlement', and the figure of £33.6m reaches us from a single note to the accounts rather than from the valuer's report. Whether the land was taken at agricultural use or at open market moves the annual draw by something between £300,000 and £900,000. The trustees declined to say which basis was used, and they are not obliged to say. - Whether the shortfall repeats. In the year to March 2025 the draw exceeded the estate's net rents by £26,000, made up from the repair reserve. We could not establish what remains in that reserve. The agent says the position is 'manageable and has been raised'; the accounts do not disclose the balance and the trustees would not give it. ## Right of reply **Quentin Tewkesbury-Adjei, land agent to the trustees of the Aldermere Settled Estate** (Replied 12 August 2026, over eleven pages. Printed entire and unedited, including the parts about this newspaper and the one refusal.): > I will confirm your arithmetic first, because it is nearly all correct, and then I will tell you what I think you have done to my tenants. > > Clause 9 of the settlement of 8 June 1911 charges the settled land with a payment to the Central Fund of four and a half per cent of the capital value of the land as last valued for the purposes of the settlement. That is a draw on capital and not on income, and your lawyer is right about it and your surveyor's instinct against it was wrong. The last valuation for those purposes was struck in 2021 and the draw for the year to March 2025 was £1,512,000. The net rents were £1,486,000. The difference of £26,000 came out of the repair reserve. I have raised that position with the trustees in writing three times, in November 2023, in October 2024 and in June of this year, and I shall raise it again, and I would rather you had that from me than from a leak. > > I will confirm the catering. Aldermere School's kitchens cook the twelve chapter dinners because they are the only commercial kitchen the Foundation owns, they are dark in August, and the alternative is to hire caterers at roughly twice the cost to the same Fund. The Foundation invoices for the food and the Fund pays it. It appears at line 14 because that is the line an auditor puts hospitality on, and it has appeared there, at a comparable figure, every year since 2015. Nobody hid it. You found it by opening a document with a search box. > > On the Recorder I will say only that the office is not in my gift, its holder is not my client, and it is not for a land agent to name a man to a newspaper on the strength of a stipend line. You may draw from that what you like and I imagine you will. > > Now the part I actually wrote to say. You went to a woman in her own yard, at half past six in the evening, in the middle of her second milking, and you told her that a portion of her rent — apportioned by a calculation she had no means of checking while standing in front of you — pays a stipend to a man you cannot name. You did that knowing that her tenancy is a farm business tenancy, that her rent review falls in April, and that the only thing your calculation can do to her is make the next twelve months harder. She is a good tenant. She has been in arrears once in nine years, for six weeks, in 2019, and I wrote off the interest. Your piece will not move her rent by a penny either way, because rents on this estate are settled by an independent arbitrator on comparables and not by me and not by the trustees and certainly not by the Brotherhood. What it will do is put her name and her herd size in a newspaper next to the word 'Brotherhood', and she will be asked about it at the market on Thursday for the rest of her working life. > > You will say that the answer is for the estate to draw less. Perhaps it is. I have said so myself, three times, in writing, to men who have the power to vary the settlement and have not varied it. But do not dress up an attack on the people who work this land as journalism about the people who own it. The rent is paid for the land. What the landlord does with it afterwards is not a matter the tenancy touches, and it is not a matter Mrs Fairhurst-Oyeleke had any say in, any knowledge of, or any ability to change — until you drove into her yard and made it her business. > > If you print one thing of mine, print that. --- They Buried is a satirical newspaper. Every story, source, document and person in it is invented. 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