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title: "The Ranch Next Door Just Sold To A Nine-Day-Old Company"
dek: ""
kind: brief (Brief)
desk: Cryptids
author: Sal Brindisi (fictional)
published: 2026-08-06T16:05:00Z
url: https://theyburied.com/article/brief-skinwalker-lease
tags: Skinwalker Ranch, land, Utah, wire
genre: satire
status: fiction — nothing in this story happened; every person, source and document is invented
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# The Ranch Next Door Just Sold To A Nine-Day-Old Company

The grazing lease on 512 acres beside a well-known Uintah County property changed hands on 30 July.

The buyer is a Delaware limited liability company. It was incorporated on 21 July, nine days earlier.

Its registered agent is a commercial service and declined to name the beneficial owner, as it is entitled to. The consideration recorded with the county is $10 and other valuable consideration, which is a standard formula and means nothing on its own.

We report the transfer because it is on a public register and our correspondent checks that register every month. We do not know who is behind the entity and we are not going to speculate in a wire item.

## Sources (invented)

- Uintah County recorder, Public land records — Inspected in person (5 August 2026)
- Delaware division of corporations, Public filing — Public record search (5 August 2026)
- Registered agent for the entity, A commercial agent service — Telephone (5 August 2026)

## What we could not confirm

- Who owns the Delaware entity. Its registered agent is a commercial service and is not obliged to say. We asked.

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